Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who talks to himself like a crazy person while doing weird stuff with his hands and face.

Maks, why are you talking to your reflection again? You're gonna scare the dog.

Bro, you just said 'mrmrm' to a sandwich. What's wrong with you?

Why are you whispering to your shoes? Are they plotting against you?

2

Your credit card when it's so broke it's crying and you're too lazy to do anything about it.

My card just got charged $200 for a pizza. I'm gonna die.

That card tried to pay for my rent and it failed. It's a disgrace.

I used my card to buy a burger and it cried. I felt bad.

3

A cool guy who knows all the tricks and says 'hello there' like it's the best thing ever.

He jumped down from a cliff and said 'hello there' like it was a normal day.

He used a fancy stick to beat up a robot and said 'hello there' to it.

He was fighting a giant monster and still had time to say 'hello there.'

4

The guy in space who looks like a prophet and knows all the answers.

He came from the stars and told me my future. It was weird.

He wore a robe and looked like he was about to die.

He said 'I am the father of the future' and then vanished.

5

A character who dies, comes back as a ghost, and ruins the rest of the story for everyone.

He died, came back as a ghost, and then started nagging the main character.

He came back as a ghost and wouldn't stop talking about the past.

He died, came back, and then the story got way too complicated.

6

When you dress up like Obi-Wan during sex and use a glowing condom as your lightsaber.

He wore a cape, a glowing condom, and said 'May the force be with you' when he came.

He dressed up like a Jedi and used a neon condom as a weapon. It was wild.

He did the whole Obi-Wan thing during sex and then cried when he finished.

7

When you get burned so badly it feels like your skin is on fire and you're screaming.

He got burned so bad he looked like a cooked chicken.

She screamed so loud from the burn that the neighbors called the cops.

He got third-degree burns and still had the energy to yell at the fire.