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Obi is my name and I will fight you in the streets if you say otherwise.
@obi123 why are you yelling at me in the grocery store
obi is not just a name it's a lifestyle
obi is my name and I will beat you up if you say it wrong
obi
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The Japanese way of tying a sash around a piece of fabric that looks like a potato sack.
my aunt wears her obi like a confused spaghetti noodle
the obi is just a fancy way to tie a piece of cloth
that obi looks like it was tied by a drunk raccoon
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That guy from Africa who will drag you to Brazil and you will never come back.
obi sent me to Brazil and now I live in a taco shop
obi is like the evil version of a travel agent
obi is the reason I don't have a job anymore
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When you jerk off so much you get a callus on your wiener and your doctor calls it an obi.
my obi is so big it has its own zip code
obi is the reason I have a second job at the gym
my obi is so huge it looks like a bicycle tire
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Wearing something pink is the worst kind of obi. Also, being dumb is also an obi.
my obi is so bad I got a pink traffic ticket
obi is when you wear pink and then you forget your name
obi is when you try to be cool and end up looking like a neon sign
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Obi means 'God will punish you' and it's the worst thing you can say to someone.
obi is what my mom says when I eat all the cookies
obi is what my teacher said when I drew on the wall
obi is what my dad said when I failed math