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the guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and still acts like you're lucky to be with him
He texted me at 2 AM because he forgot his pants. I'm not even mad. I'm just thankful he didn't forget me.
He called me 'his queen' in front of his mom. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a warning.
He sent me a group text with his friends asking if I was 'still hot' and forgot to tag me.