1 Oh my god, I’m about to lose my mind! Expand OBH! My math test is tomorrow and I didn’t study!OBH! My mom just yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.OBH! My dog ate my homework and my laptop. + Examples
2 An old lady who smells like stale pizza and has a hairdo that looks like a traffic jam. Expand OBH! That lady in the hall has hair like a traffic jam!OBH! My grandmom wears green suits and talks to her plants.OBH! That teacher looks like she’s been stuck in the 80s. + Examples
3 A group of kids who eat lunch like it’s a competition and wear hats like it’s a religion. Expand OBH! These kids eat lunch like it’s a race!OBH! They wear hats like they’re in a cult.OBH! They all eat tuna sandwiches and act like it’s a big deal. + Examples
4 A girl who got used like a toaster and now she’s all beat up and broken. Expand OBH! That girl got used by 10 guys and now she’s a mess.OBH! She got hit by a guy and now she’s walking weird.OBH! She’s got a broken heart and a broken nose. + Examples
5 A smart girl who hates lunch boxes and always finds a husband in the school. Expand OBH! That girl in my class is super smart and hates tuna.OBH! She found a husband in the library and now they’re married.OBH! She’s got a degree and a husband from Open Bible High. + Examples
6 A super smart girl who loves lunch boxes and will marry the first guy who looks at her. Expand OBH! That girl in my class is smart and hates lunch boxes!OBH! She’s going to marry the first guy who flirts with her.OBH! She’s got a brain and a lunch box obsession. + Examples
7 The most toxic, hot, and gayest girls in the school. They date guys in their class and grab each other’s butts like it’s a sport. Expand OBH! Those girls are hot, toxic, and love grabbing butts.OBH! They all date guys in their class and act like it’s a competition.OBH! They’re smart, sexy, and obsessed with each other. + Examples