obgyn and fried chicken

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when you're hungrier than you are scared of the gyno and the only thing that could save you is a plate of fried chicken

I saw the OB/GYN and my brain went blank. I needed fried chicken, stat.

The doctor asked if I had any questions. I just said, 'Do you have fried chicken?'

I walked into the OB/GYN office and my stomach growled louder than my anxiety.

when you're so used to getting fried chicken with your gyno that you start thinking it's a part of the exam

I showed up for my appointment and the nurse handed me a plate. Classic.

I got my exam and my fried chicken. It was like a combo meal.

I asked if I could get extra sauce. Of course I could.

when your OB/GYN is just a fancy way of saying 'where I get my fried chicken'

I told my friends I was going to the OB/GYN. They said, 'You're going for the chicken, right?'

I didn't go for my appointment. I went for the chicken. And I got both.

I skipped my exam because the fried chicken was on a special.