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a person who says they're old enough to know better, but still acts like a hormonal teenager

'I'm 40, I should know better,' she said, then cried because her ex called her 'baby.'

He said he was 35, then asked for a juice box and a nap.

She told me she was 50, then said 'I'm still hot, baby.' and it was 2 a. m.

someone who thinks they’re wise, but they just don’t know when to shut up

She talked for 45 minutes about her ex, then said 'I’m not done yet.'

He explained his divorce 10 times in one day.

She told the story of her breakup three times in five minutes.

a person who’s too proud to admit they're wrong, even when it's obvious

She said she was right, then cried when the evidence was shown.

He kept saying 'I was right' even when he was wrong.

She refused to admit she was wrong, even when her whole life was falling apart.

someone who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to listen

She talked about her problems for an hour, then said 'You should be listening to me.'

He spent 20 minutes talking about his day, then said 'You’re not even interesting.'

She said she was the most important person in the room, then asked for a juice box.

a person who claims they’re mature, but they’re just bad at hiding their emotions

She said she was fine, then cried when her ex sent a text.

He said he was calm, then yelled at the barista for getting his coffee wrong.

She said she was strong, then broke down in the middle of a meeting.

a person who thinks they’re the best at everything, even when they’re not

She said she was the best at everything, then failed her test.

He said he was the best at everything, then got kicked out of the bar.

She said she was the best, then cried because her ex said she was 'just okay.'