obgervious

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when you take a word and twist it so bad it’s like a f**ked-up origami rat.

I thought 'obgervious' was a new type of breakfast cereal. It’s not. It’s a curse.

She said she was 'obgervious' during the meeting. I think she was high and mad.

My dog tried to eat my homework. He was 'obgervious' in the worst way.

when you mess with a word until it’s like a drunk kid in a spelling bee.

He turned 'obgervious' into a whole conspiracy theory. It’s just a word.

My teacher said I was 'obgervious' during the test. I was just tired and f**ked up.

The cat knocked over my coffee. It was 'obgervious' in the worst way.

when you take a word and make it so f**ked up it doesn’t even know what it’s doing anymore.

My mom said I was 'obgervious' after I ate three pies. I didn’t even know what that meant.

He turned 'obgervious' into a rap battle. It was a mess.

The dog tried to talk to me. He was 'obgervious' and it was scary.

when a word gets so messed up it’s like a kid who can’t tie their shoes.

She turned 'obgervious' into a full-blown drama. It was ridiculous.

My brother said he was 'obgervious' during math class. He was just sad.

The cat tried to do my homework. It was 'obgervious' and it failed.

when you take a word and beat it until it’s like a broken toy on the floor.

He beat 'obgervious' into a full-blown meltdown. It was wild.

My teacher said I was 'obgervious' because I spilled my juice. It wasn’t that bad.

The dog tried to talk to my mom. It was 'obgervious' and it was cute.