obfusologist

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a person who adds a word to a sentence just to confuse the hell out of everyone listening.

'I ate breakfast, like, super fast, and then I went to school.'

'He walked into the room, like, totally dramatic, and then he said nothing.'

'She called me, like, in the middle of a math test, and I was so mad.'

someone who throws random words into a sentence just to sound fancy and make people think they're stupid.

'I went to the store, like, totally randomly, and bought a banana.'

'He said hello, like, in a very dramatic way, and then left.'

'She texted me, like, in the middle of a soccer game, and I was so annoyed.'

a person who messes up a sentence by adding words that don't belong and makes everything sound like a bad movie.

'I ate pizza, like, in a totally dramatic way, and then I watched TV.'

'He walked into the room, like, with a big dramatic entrance, and then said nothing.'

'She called me, like, during a test, and I was so mad I wanted to scream.'

someone who adds extra words to a sentence just to make it sound more complicated than it actually is.

'I went to the park, like, totally randomly, and sat on a bench.'

'He said goodbye, like, in a totally dramatic way, and then left.'

'She texted me, like, during a movie, and I was so annoyed.'

a person who adds useless words to a sentence just to make it sound like they're trying too hard.

'I ate cereal, like, in a totally dramatic way, and then went to school.'

'He walked in, like, with a big dramatic entrance, and then said nothing.'

'She called me, like, in the middle of dinner, and I was so mad.'

a person who adds unnecessary words to a sentence just to make it sound like they're a genius, even though they're not.

'I ate toast, like, in a totally dramatic way, and then went to work.'

'He walked in, like, in a totally dramatic way, and then said nothing.'

'She texted me, like, during a test, and I was so annoyed.'