obfuscram

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When you mess up your own info just before you log off a social site like a coward.
I changed my name to 'Biscuit Licker' before I left Twitter.
She deleted her profile pic and bio before logging out of Instagram.
He turned his bio into a series of random letters before logging off LinkedIn.
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Making your online identity look like a dumpster fire before you leave.
She turned her Instagram into a series of cat memes and random hashtags before logging out.
He posted a selfie with a banana and a profanity before leaving TikTok.
He changed his name to 'Anonymous' and then immediately posted a rant about everyone.
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Messing up your online info like it's your last stand before you log off.
He posted a 300-word rant about his ex before logging out of Facebook.
She changed her name to 'The Chosen One' and then immediately posted a selfie with a sock.
He turned his bio into a series of insults directed at his coworkers before logging off LinkedIn.
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Making your online profile look like a mess just because you're leaving.
He posted a photo of his dog eating a pizza and then logged off.
She changed her name to 'Why?' and left a comment on every post before logging out.
He posted a 10-minute video of himself yelling into a pillow before leaving Instagram.
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Leaving your online life in chaos just because you're done with the site.
She posted a comment on every post saying 'This site is trash' before logging off.
He changed his bio to 'I quit' and then immediately left the app.
She posted a selfie with a sign that said 'I hate this place' before logging out.
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