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When someone is being a smelly, confused mess on purpose just to make you feel dumb and confused.
'It’s like a feeling, but not really, maybe?'
'I don’t know, I just kinda vibe with it.'
'It’s like the sky, but also a sandwich.'
Obfuscatious
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Someone talking in circles like a fat kid on a merry-go-round, just to keep you from getting the point.
'I think I might maybe be going to the store, but not really.'
'It’s like a donut, but also a pizza.'
'I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure I’m not sure.'
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When someone uses ten words to say nothing, and then acts like it was genius.
'The sun was rising, but also the moon was happy.'
'I’m going to maybe do something, maybe not.'
'It’s like a bagel, but also a feeling.'
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Trying to sound deep by being a jumbled mess of nonsense, like a confused philosopher with no pants.
'I’m not sure what I want, but I know it’s not what I had.'
'It’s like a dream, but also a math problem.'
'I think I might feel something, but I’m not sure.'
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When someone is being a smelly, confused mess on purpose just to make you feel dumb and confused.
'It’s like a feeling, but not really, maybe?'
'I don’t know, I just kinda vibe with it.'
'It’s like the sky, but also a sandwich.'