Obfuscation by initialism

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#confusing #abuse of abbreviations #madness

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Making things so unclear you might need a dictionary and a swear word just to understand what the hell is going on. It's like using all the letters from your name and turning them into a curse.

CEO: 'We need to Q3 the KPIs by EOF.'

DM: 'BRB, I need to AFAK the FOMO.'

Tweet: 'This meeting is a total FUBAR, thanks to the JOMO.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When someone takes every word and shortens it to the point where it feels like they're talking to a confused toddler who just got yelled at.

Email: 'Please RSVP the IRL event by EOD.'

Text: 'I can't handle the FOMO, I'm gonna go AFK.'

Meeting: 'We need to Q3 the KPIs by EOF.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Using too many initials so fast it's like they're trying to make your brain explode with confusion and frustration.

Tweet: 'This meeting is so FUBAR, I'm going AFK.'

DM: 'Don't forget to RSVP the IRL event by EOD.'

Email: 'We need to Q3 the KPIs by EOF.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you're so lost in initials that you're probably questioning your life choices and why you ever agreed to this.

Tweet: 'I'm AFK because of too much FOMO.'

DM: 'Don't forget to RSVP the IRL event by EOD.'

Email: 'We need to Q3 the KPIs by EOF.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s when you're so confused by all the initials that you might as well be talking to a wall that just got yelled at by your boss.

Email: 'Please RSVP the IRL event by EOD.'

DM: 'I'm AFK because of too much FOMO.'

Tweet: 'This meeting is so FUBAR.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago