obfuscation

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When you take a simple idea and turn it into a mess so nobody can figure it out, like a kid who drew a map to a treasure and then scribbled all over it with crayon.
My teacher explained math like it was a secret code from aliens.
He said, 'It’s like trying to understand a cat’s thoughts.'
She texted me, 'I think I saw a ghost in the hallway, but maybe it was just my imagination.'
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A stupid move that looks like a confused person is doing a weird dance, made by a band from North Carolina who probably have no idea why they made it.
He closed one eye and stepped to the side like he was possessed.
At the concert, the guy next to me did it and I thought he had a seizure.
My dog tried to do it and fell over.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you make something so complicated that even your mom can’t figure it out, just to be a pain in the butt.
He explained how to tie his shoes like it was a college course.
She said, 'I think I broke my brain trying to understand that.'
He texted me, 'This is harder than my math test.'
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When you mess with someone’s brain so hard that they think they’re in a maze, just because you felt like it.
He confused me so much I thought I was in a dream.
She said, 'I felt like I was trapped in a video game.'
He told me, 'I think I lost my mind.'
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When you make something so hard to understand that even your dog walks away from it.
He turned a simple question into a whole paragraph of nonsense.
She said, 'I had to take a nap to think about this.'
He texted me, 'This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done.'
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When braindead moonsec users spam the server with stupid nonsense so it looks like a warzone.
He texted me, 'I can’t hear anything over all the noise.'
She said, 'It’s like a million people screaming at once.'
He texted me, 'I think I got a headache from all the spam.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you cover something in initials so bad that it looks like someone wrote it with a keyboard on fire.
He said, 'I can’t read this, it’s like a secret code from another planet.'
She said, 'I think my brain exploded trying to understand that.'
He texted me, 'This looks like a madman wrote it.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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