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When code gets so messed up it feels like the programmer tried to curse the world with every line. You can't even read it without crying.
My code looked like a goat stepped on it and yelled at it.
This code is so jacked up, I can't tell if it's a joke or a death threat.
I tried to debug it, and now I'm questioning my life choices.
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When a haxor tries to figure out code and it's like the programmer threw a tantrum and turned everything into nonsense.
This code is like a broken toaster that also sings opera.
I looked at the code, and it looked back at me with a smirk.
I think the code is mocking me.
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When the code is so messed up, it's like the programmer took a dictionary and threw it into a blender full of swear words.
The code is like a drunk man trying to write a love letter.
I can't even read this code, it's like it's trying to kill me.
This code is so broken, it should be in a hospital.
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When the code is so complicated, it's like the programmer used a whole language to make one simple line of code.
This code is like a sandwich with ten layers of bread and no filling.
I tried to understand it, and now my brain is on fire.
This code is like a math test from hell.
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When the code is so jacked up, you can't tell if it's trying to help or just trying to make you suffer.
This code is like my ex, it's confusing and it just wants to hurt me.
I looked at the code, and it looked at me like it just failed a test.
This code is like a bad pizza, it's just not worth it.
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