obfuckingvious

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so obvious it makes you want to scream
I told you the pizza was burnt. OBFOOBVIOUS.
Why is this the best option? OBFOOBVIOUS.
He cheated. OBFOOBVIOUS.
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you can’t even pretend it’s a mystery
She’s the obvious choice. OBFOOBVIOUS.
This is the most obvious ending. OBFOOBVIOUS.
He’s the obvious winner. OBFOOBVIOUS.
3
it’s like everyone is shouting it at you
OBFOOBVIOUS, I’m the best at this.
OBFOOBVIOUS, you’re the worst.
OBFOOBVIOUS, I’m gonna win.
4
you’re too dumb to see it, but it’s still there
OBFOOBVIOUS, I’m the smartest here.
OBFOOBVIOUS, you’re the dumbest.
OBFOOBVIOUS, I know everything.
5
it’s like you’re being hit with it repeatedly
OBFOOBVIOUS, I’m the best friend.
OBFOOBVIOUS, you’re the enemy.
OBFOOBVIOUS, I’m the hero.
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you’re staring at it like it’s a gift from god
OBFOOBVIOUS, I’m the chosen one.
OBFOOBVIOUS, you’re the cursed one.
OBFOOBVIOUS, I’m the king.
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