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My cousin tried to cook a lasagna and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

My dog ate my homework and then told me to shut up.

I saw my math teacher’s face when I failed the test for the third time.

I tried to do a cartwheel in the hallway and fell flat on my face.

My little brother walked in on me wearing my mom’s pajamas.

I spilled my coffee on my boss during a meeting.

My dog broke my favorite chair and then pooped on my shoes.

I got in trouble for eating my lunch in class.

My math test was so hard I cried.

My dog ran away and came back with a weird bird in his mouth.

I got locked out of my house on a rainy night.

I tried to sing in front of the whole school and my voice sounded like a goat.

I got grounded for two weeks and my dog broke my favorite chair.

I failed my math test and my teacher told me to stay after class.

I ate my lunch in class and got in trouble.

My little brother told me I was the worst brother ever.

My dog barked at my math teacher and got in trouble.

My dog ran away with my favorite toy and came back with a weird bird.