Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

One Beer For Life means you’re gonna drink until you’re dead and then you’ll haunt the bar.

I got OBFL at 14 and now I’m 32 and still drunk on Thursdays.

My dad got OBFL at the football game and now he’s in the fridge.

OBFL isn’t a beer. It’s a curse. I got it. I’m doomed.

2

OBFL is when you drink one beer and it feels like you’re gonna die, but you still keep drinking.

I had OBFL and then I fell into a lake. Now I live in the lake.

OBFL hit me like a truck. I drank another beer. Now I’m a truck.

OBFL is the reason I don’t have a job or a life.

3

OBFL is like getting a tattoo but with beer and regret.

I got OBFL and now I have a beer tattoo on my face. It’s embarrassing.

OBFL is the reason my mom won’t let me drink again.

OBFL is like a love letter from the bar. I read it every night.

4

OBFL means you drank one beer and now you’re gonna fight everyone at the bar.

I had OBFL and I punched the bartender. Now I owe him money.

OBFL got me in a fight with my brother. Now we’re both dead inside.

OBFL is why I got fired. I drank at work.

5

OBFL is when one beer becomes a life sentence of bad decisions.

I had OBFL and now I live in a pizza box.

OBFL is why I married my best friend’s ex. It was a bad choice.

OBFL is the reason I don’t know my own phone number.

6

OBFL is like getting a PhD but with beer and screaming.

OBFL got me a PhD in screaming. I’m proud.

I got OBFL and now I scream at people. It’s a thing.

OBFL is the reason I can’t sleep. I scream in my dreams.