obfious

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a total mess of lies and half-truths that makes your brain want to quit

My mom said I could have dessert if I cleaned my room. I cleaned my room. She said I had to do my math homework too. Now I'm crying in the hallway.

The teacher said the test was easy. It had 20 questions. I don't know what I did wrong.

He told me the meeting was at 3. It was at 3. But it started at 3:05. And he was late.

when someone talks like they know what they're doing, but they're just making it up as they go

My dad said he'd fix the car. Now the car is broken and he's eating a sandwich.

My friend said she had a plan. It involved a hat, a chicken, and a calculator.

The principal said there was no snow. Then the school closed. Then the buses didn't come. Then I had to walk in the snow.

when someone hides the truth like it's a treasure map and you're the pirate who has to dig for it

My teacher said I had to do 10 problems. I did 10 problems. Then she said I had to do 10 more.

My mom said I could play video games if I finished my homework. I finished my homework. She said I had to do my math homework too.

He said the pizza was free. It wasn't. It was just really cheap. And he took a bite of it.

when someone's so bad at telling the truth that they might as well be a magician who turns facts into lies

My teacher said the test was easy. It was 30 questions. I didn't know what I did wrong.

My friend said she had a plan. It had three parts. One of them was a hat.

My dad said he was going to fix the car. Now it's broken and he's eating a sandwich.

when someone says one thing but means the opposite and you're the only one who notices

My mom said I could have dessert. I had dessert. Then she said I had to do my math homework.

My teacher said the test was easy. It was 20 questions. I didn't know what I did wrong.

He said the pizza was free. It wasn't. It was just really cheap.