Obez

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The best kind of cool. Like if cool was a king and he had a crown made of gold and diamonds.
That new game is obez. I’m gonna play it for 12 hours straight.
My mom’s hair is obez. It shines like a disco ball in a bathroom.
That pizza was obez. I ate it like it was my last meal.
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Phat but with a side of rage. Like if phat had a twin who was also a delinquent.
That car is obez. It’s like a monster truck wearing a blazer.
That cake was obez. I ate the whole thing and then cried.
That guy’s outfit is obez. He looks like he walked out of a jail break.
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So cool it makes your brain hurt. Like if cool was a punch to the face and you loved it.
That song is obez. I listened to it 50 times and still didn’t get enough.
That dog is obez. He barks like he’s got a megaphone.
That movie was obez. I watched it in 3D and it was still awesome.
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People who make your life a living hell just to make themselves feel important.
That mod is obez. They kicked me out of the server for saying ‘hello’.
Those mods are obez. They banned my dog for no reason.
That mod is obez. They changed the rules just to annoy me.
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