Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

ObeytheE is a legend who has a huge cock and a brain. He’s rich, smart, and beats everyone in Madden like they’re a bunch of weak, cock-suckers.

"ObeytheE just beat me in Madden. I’m going to die."

"He has a cock so big, it’s like a legend."

"He’s not just good at games. He’s good at everything."

2

ObeytheE is a man with a huge cock, a huge brain, and a huge ego. He beats everyone in Madden and doesn’t care if they cry.

"I lost to ObeytheE. I cried. He laughed."

"He’s got a cock so big, it’s a myth."

"He’s the king of Madden and cock size."

3

ObeytheE is the guy with the biggest cock on Xbox. He beats you in games and makes you feel like a loser.

"ObeytheE just roasted me in Madden. I’m a loser."

"He’s got a cock that could beat a whole army."

"He’s not just a gamer. He’s a cock legend."

4

ObeytheE is a rich, smart guy with a cock so big it’s a disgrace. He beats you in Madden and laughs at your pain.

"ObeytheE just destroyed me in Madden. I’m a disgrace."

"He has a cock so big, it’s a whole new level of disgrace."

"He’s the cock king and Madden god."

5

ObeytheE is a cock legend who beats you in Madden and makes you feel like a total loser.

"ObeytheE just beat me in Madden. I’m a total loser."

"His cock is so big, it’s like a whole new game."

"He’s got a brain and a cock that can beat anyone."

6

ObeytheE is a cock-sucker’s nightmare. He’s got a brain, a cock, and a huge ego that beats you in Madden.

"ObeytheE just beat me in Madden. I’m a cock-sucker’s nightmare."

"He’s got a cock so big, it’s like a whole new game."

"He’s the king of Madden and cock size."