obeyor

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A person who works whenever they feel like it, even if it means pissing on the clock.

I showed up at 3 a. m. and left at noon. My boss said I was ‘obeyor’ for the day.

My coworker took a lunch break at 11 p. m. I called him an obeyor.

My mom said I was an obeyor because I skipped school to eat tacos.

Someone who doesn’t give a damn about office hours and probably has a tattoo of a clock with a middle finger.

My dad works 24/7 and calls himself an obeyor. He probably has a tattoo of a clock with a middle finger.

My neighbor works at night and sleeps during the day. He’s the epitome of an obeyor.

My teacher said I was an obeyor because I turned in my homework at 2 a. m.

A person who thinks the office is a prison and they’re the jailer.

My friend works 12 hours a day and says the office is a prison. He’s definitely an obeyor.

I got fired because I laughed at my boss and called the office a prison. I’m an obeyor.

My brother works on weekends and says the office is a prison. He’s an obeyor.

A person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘clock’ and probably eats it for breakfast.

My cousin eats clock for breakfast and calls himself an obeyor. He’s weird.

I called my boss a clock-eater because he works all day. He’s an obeyor.

My friend said he doesn’t know what the word ‘clock’ means. He’s an obeyor.

Someone who would rather work at a gas station than be tied down by office hours.

I’d rather work at a gas station than be tied down by office hours. I’m an obeyor.

My friend works at a gas station and calls himself an obeyor. He’s free.

My mom said I’m an obeyor because I’d rather work at a gas station than go to school.

A person who thinks the office is just a fancy version of a jail cell.

My coworker thinks the office is a fancy jail cell. He’s an obeyor.

I got locked out of the office and called it a jail cell. I’m an obeyor.

My brother said the office is like a jail cell. He’s an obeyor.