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Obeyda is a curly-haired nerd who lives in Fortnite and is afraid of girls. He’s a quiet weirdo, but he’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and bring you snacks when you fail math. He’s the kind of friend who’ll help you cheat in games but will trip over his own feet trying to talk to your crush.
Obeyda texted me: 'I just lost to a chicken. My life is over.'
Obeyda tried to ask my sister out and said, 'Do you want to be my main character?'
He cooked me ramen and called it 'Fortnite food.'