obeyah

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the most annoying person ever who thinks they're the king of the block and everyone has to bow down to them or they'll throw a tantrum.
Bro Obeyah just stepped in my way and said 'You gotta respect the king!' I said 'You’re not a king, you’re a poser.'
At the park, Obeyah was doing push-ups and yelling 'I’m the king of the block!' like no one was watching.
My cousin’s best friend is Obeyah, and he’s been trying to be my best friend since third grade. I don’t even know why.
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a cursed version of voodoo that makes people do stupid stuff just to prove they're cool.
My uncle tried Obeyah and now he talks to ghosts and wears a hat backwards all day.
At the school carnival, some kid did Obeyah and made everyone dance in circles like fools.
My mom’s cousin did Obeyah and now she thinks she’s a pirate. She even talks like one.
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a total freak who can’t stop bragging and thinks everyone is listening.
Obeyah was at the store and yelled 'I’m the best at everything!' just because he got a discount.
At the bus stop, Obeyah told everyone he’s a superhero and his real name is ‘The Balla.’
My neighbor’s dog does Obeyah and barks at nothing like it’s the end of the world.
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