Obey The Walrus

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A messed-up YouTube video with a creepy tap-dancing walrus that looks like it has polio and is dancing to some weird backwards nursery rhyme. It'll haunt you so bad you'll scream in your sleep.

I watched it once and now I see a walrus in my shower.

My sister had to sleep with the lights on for a week after that.

I tried to watch it during a thunderstorm and it was like hell on earth.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A freaky video of some super skinny lady tap-dancing with an umbrella while a backwards nursery rhyme plays. It's so messed up it'll make your brain explode.

I watched it and now I hear the Itsy Bitsy Spider in my dreams.

I showed it to my dog and he ran out of the house screaming.

I watched it during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a mental breakdown.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A video of a weirdo with polio tap-dancing to a backwards nursery rhyme. It's so freaky that it's like watching a ghost in a sequin outfit.

I watched it and now I see a ghost in my hallway.

My cousin watched it and started crying during lunch.

My mom watched it and now she thinks my dad is a walrus.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A video of a lady tap-dancing to a backwards nursery rhyme. It's so messed up that it's like watching a nightmare come to life.

I watched it and now I dream about tap-dancing walruses.

My brother watched it and now he won't sleep in his own bed.

I watched it in the dark and it felt like a horror movie was happening inside my head.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A video so scary it makes your soul scream. It's like a haunted nursery rhyme with a tap-dancing ghost in it.

I watched it and now I can't take a bath without screaming.

I showed it to my friend and he now thinks I'm a witch.

I watched it during a movie night and it ruined the whole thing.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A video that's only scary because of the music. Change the song and it goes from a horror movie to a stupid dance party.

I played a happy song over it and it was like watching a disco party with a walrus.

I showed it to my friend with a happy song and he laughed so hard he cried.

I changed the music and now I think the walrus is just having fun.

by Slangipedia 6d ago