obey the law

My cousin got caught showing his butt to the cop on FaceTime. He’s getting a ticket for being a butt-face.

I FaceTimed the cop and showed my butt. He said I was the worst criminal he ever saw.

My brother’s butt was so big, the cop thought it was a crime scene.

I showed my junk to the cop on FaceTime. He said I was the most disgusting person he’d ever seen.

My friend got in trouble for showing his junk during a FaceTime call. He’s now a cop’s nemesis.

I FaceTimed the cop and showed my junk. He said I was a weinerberg criminal.

The cop saw my butt on FaceTime and said I was the worst criminal he’d ever dealt with.

I showed my butt to the cop on FaceTime, and he gave me a ticket for being a buttface.

My butt was so bad on FaceTime, the cop said I was a buttface legend.