Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A dating game that steals your heart like a thief in the night and updates so much you’ll lose your mind!

Why did I fall for this game? I had no idea my heart could be stolen by a pixelated boy.

Update 237: My heart is now a prisoner.

I’ve lost 3 hours of my life, and my heart is still in a cage.

2

Doing what you're told like a good little soldier, no questions asked and no escape.

Mom says eat your veggies, so I eat them without a fight.

Boss says work overtime, so I do it without a complaint.

Teacher says do the homework, so I do it like it's my job.

3

A yaoi manga so messed up it’ll make you scared of pens and sushi, and people who love it are basically a danger to the human race.

I now have a pen phobia, thanks to this nightmare.

Sushi makes me break out in hives. It’s not just a fear, it’s a full-blown trauma.

This person’s obsession with this manga is worse than my obsession with donuts.

4

A game that turns evil spirits into gay demon boys, and the fans are so online they think the sun is made of pixels.

I've never seen sunlight, and I'm not even a fan.

I would rather die than watch another stream about this game.

This game has made me more online than my ex.

5

Here are the heights of the Obey Me brothers, and I'm here for it.

I know their heights, and I'm not even one of them.

They’re tall, I’m not. I have to be content with that.

They’re brothers, and they’re tall. It’s a tragedy.

6

A person who acts like they’re in love with a voice actor from Obey Me and lives in a world of streams and fan art.

They made a fan art of the voice actor in a taco costume. It’s beautiful.

They tweet every time the actor blinks. It’s a miracle.

They live-stream themselves for 8 hours just to catch a glimpse of the actor.

7

This song is basically a love letter from Billie’s abuser, and it’s making people question their entire lives.

This song isn’t cute. It’s terrifying.

The lyrics are like a personal message from someone who hates you.

Billie’s abuser has a way with words, and a lot of hate.