obey hat

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A stupid hat worn by dumb kids who think they’re cool. It’s worse than a neon fanny pack and just as useless.
My cousin wears it every day and still can’t spell 'swag.'
He tried to wear it to prom and got laughed out of the gym.
His mom bought him ten of them and he still doesn’t know what they’re for.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A ridiculous headwear that makes you look like you’re wearing your grandma’s old hat. It’s the fashion choice of the clueless.
She wore it to the mall and got stared at like she had a second head.
He tried to wear it while skateboarding and fell into a puddle.
His whole class wears it and they all still look like fools.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A silly hat that makes you look like you just got hit by a truck. Only the dumbest kids wear it and still call it 'swag.'
He wore it to lunch and the cafeteria got a new nickname: 'The Hat Zone.'
His dog wears it and still thinks he’s a rockstar.
He wore it to the store and the clerk gave him a free bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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