Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big mess that blocks everything like a giant pooper in the way

My brother’s closet is an obex. You can’t see the floor.

The traffic jam was an obex. My car didn’t move for an hour.

The kid put his whole lunch in the hallway. That’s an obex.

2

Something so dumb it stops you from thinking straight like a brain fart

That math problem was an obex. I couldn’t even add.

Her outfit was an obex. It looked like she slept in a paint can.

The teacher’s question was an obex. I had no idea what she was talking about.

3

A huge thing in your way that makes you want to scream

The mountain was an obex. We had to climb it.

The dog was an obex. It blocked the door.

The pile of clothes was an obex. I couldn’t walk through it.

4

A mess so bad it looks like someone threw their life at the wall

His room was an obex. It looked like a tornado lived there.

The kitchen was an obex. There was food everywhere.

Her hair was an obex. It looked like a bird had nested in it.

5

Something so in the way it feels like it was sent by the devil

The table was an obex. I couldn’t sit down.

The kid was an obex. He wouldn’t move.

The giant backpack was an obex. It blocked the whole hallway.