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A fetus that looks like it was born from a burger and a soda
My doctor said my kid was an obetus. I said, 'That's just my lunch.'
The baby came out screaming like it was born in a dumpster.
My kid’s bigger than my ex’s car.
obetus
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A baby that could win a wrestling match against a grown man
My obetus is so big, it’s got its own zip code.
The kid came out and took the whole hospital with it.
I think my baby was born from a pizza delivery.
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A fetus that was basically born from a snack machine
I got an obetus, and my doctor said I should’ve been eating tacos, not just thinking about them.
The kid came out and my wife said, 'That’s not a baby, that’s a meatball.'
My obetus could probably eat my entire family for breakfast.