Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who is so fat they look like a burger, and so dumb they think ketchup is a type of math.

My cousin is an obetard. He ate six pizzas and still doesn't know what 2 + 2 is.

The guy who tried to rob the store said, 'I'm not a thief, I'm an obetard.'

My teacher called me an obetard because I spelled 'obetard' wrong on my test.

2

A human who is as big as a house and as smart as a doorknob.

That obetard at the mall tried to push his way through the crowd like he was a superhero.

My dog thinks I'm an obetard because I left my socks on the floor again.

My brother's friend is an obetard. He once tried to lift a couch and failed.

3

A person who eats like a horse and thinks like a potato.

My mom says I'm an obetard because I eat cereal for dinner.

The obetard next door once tried to mow his lawn with a spoon.

My friend's dog is an obetard. It won't stop barking at the mailman.

4

A human who is so fat they might fall over, and so dumb they think the moon is made of cheese.

My neighbor is an obetard. He once tried to run a marathon and walked three steps.

My uncle called my teacher an obetard because he didn't know how to use a computer.

That obetard at the bus stop tried to eat an entire pizza by himself.

5

A person who is so big they need their own zip code, and so dumb they think a clock is a sandwich.

My friend's dad is an obetard. He once tried to drive a car with a spoon.

That obetard at the gym tried to lift a barbell and fell over.

My sister called me an obetard because I forgot my homework again.

6

A person who eats so much they might explode, and thinks so little they might disappear.

My brother is an obetard. He once tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

That obetard at the party said, 'I'm not loud, I'm just an obetard.'

My dog thinks I'm an obetard because I left my shoes in the hallway again.