obet

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He’s the guy who’s always got a bunch of gum in his mouth and doesn’t know when to stop chewing. He’s like a walking gumball machine.
Yo, Obet, you got more gum in your mouth than a dentist’s office.
Obet’s got so much gum, he could stick to the ceiling.
He chews gum like it’s his job and his life depends on it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s rich, stylish, and acts like he’s the king of the block. He’s got the money and the swagger to back it up.
Obet walks in like he owns the place.
He’s got Gucci on and a smile that could win a beauty pageant.
Obet’s got more bling than a Christmas tree.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This man is a total lover, but he’s also a total mess when he’s in love. He’ll fall head over heels and then act like he’s been hit by a truck if things go wrong.
Obet fell in love with his girl and now he’s like a puppy with a bone.
He’s so in love, he can’t even think straight.
Obet’s love life is like a rollercoaster, fun, but you might get sick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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It’s when you’re fat and diabetic. Like you’re a walking snack machine with a sugar addiction.
Obet’s like a snack bar with diabetes.
He’s got a sweet tooth and a waist that could hold a buffet.
Obet eats so much sugar, he could power a whole city.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s short with tiny limbs but also super fat. Like a tiny dinosaur with a belly that could hold a whole family.
Obet’s like a tiny T-Rex with a belly full of snacks.
He’s got a small frame and a stomach that could eat a whole pizza.
He’s short like a kid and fat like a couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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It’s like a bet you make online. You don’t have to shake hands, but the loser still has to pay up.
Obet is like a bet you make on your phone.
You don’t shake hands, but the loser still owes you.
Obet’s the easiest bet you’ll ever make.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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