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It’s where the man who loves men started. The first smelly bin-dweller who shagged his own kind.

'I swear he came out of a trash can,' said the kid in math class.

My uncle saw one walking in the park and screamed, 'That’s my nephew!'

The gym teacher called him the 'bin-biscuit boy.'

The first guy who went from bin to bin, sniffing for love and stinking up the neighborhood.

'He’s like a smelly version of Romeo,' said my crush.

My mom saw him in the park and said, 'That’s the guy who smells like old pizza.'

The mailman called him 'the bin lover.'

The first man to shag his own kind and live in a bin because he was too gross to be anywhere else.

'He’s like a bin-dwelling unicorn,' said my brother.

The teacher wrote 'bin-dweller' on his paper and said, 'You’re the worst.'

My dog ran away when he saw him and didn’t come back for a week.