Obesus

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When you eat so much you become a human trash can and people call you Obesus because you look like a failed pizza delivery
I just ate three burgers and a cake. I'm Obesus now. My pants are screaming.
My mom says I'm Obesus because I ate the whole pie and the ice cream.
Obesus is my new nickname. I even got it on my DMs from my crush.
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When you are so full you think you are going to explode and your name becomes Obesus because you look like a balloon animal that swallowed a snack bar
I ate so much I felt like a balloon. My name is now Obesus.
Obesus is my new title after I ate a whole pizza by myself.
My brother called me Obesus because I ate the last donut and the last cookie.
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When you eat three dinners and then you're too big to fit in your chair and now you're Obesus because you look like a failed attempt at a sandwich
I ate three dinners and now my chair is crying. I'm Obesus.
Obesus is my new name because I ate so much I can't sit down.
I'm Obesus now. My chair is broken and my mom is mad.
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