obestrosity

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A person so fat they look like a sack of potatoes exploded. Also known as a walking meatball.

My cousin is an obestrosity. He eats a whole pizza by himself.

That guy at the mall is an obestrosity. He looks like he's about to burst.

My dog’s owner is an obestrosity. He’s got more layers than a lasagna.

A human who’s so big, they make the couch cry. Also known as a human meat pie.

My teacher called my brother an obestrosity. He’s got more girth than a donut shop.

That obestrosity walked in, and the chair broke. Literally.

My neighbor is an obestrosity. She eats so much, her dog gets jealous.

A person so fat, they could be a new kind of fossil. Also known as a walking burrito.

That obestrosity just sat on my chair. It’s now a pancake.

My friend’s mom is an obestrosity. She’s got more layers than a cake.

That obestrosity walked in, and the floor creaked. Like, really.

A person so big, they could be a new kind of horror movie. Also known as a human burger.

My uncle is an obestrosity. He eats like he’s trying to win a eating contest.

That obestrosity just walked in. The ceiling almost fell down.

My friend’s dad is an obestrosity. He’s got more weight than a truck.

A person so fat, they look like they were dipped in gravy. Also known as a walking meatloaf.

My sister is an obestrosity. She eats so much, her dog follows her around.

That obestrosity walked into the room. The lights flickered.

My dog’s owner is an obestrosity. He’s got more meat on him than a steak.