obestiality

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A stupid joke that slaps the words obese and bestiality together. It's just there to make fat people mad and laugh at them.

'I’m not fat, I’m just obestial.', said no one ever.

My gym teacher called me obestial after I ate a whole pizza.

My mom texted me: 'You’re obestial, I’m proud.', and I cried.

When you're too lazy to do anything but think about having sex with fat people or a fat person.

My crush is fat, so I’m obestial and I don’t care.

I dream about obestiality every night. It’s my favorite nightmare.

My little brother said, 'I want to be obestial.', I gave him a sandwich.

When you're too fat to care about animals, but you still want to have sex with them.

My fat cat wants to have sex with me. That’s obestiality.

I saw a fat cow and I wanted to kiss it. That’s obestiality.

My grandma’s pig is fat and I love it. That’s obestiality.

When you're a dog, you're fat, and you're getting laid by someone who looks like a meatball.

My dog is fat and he got laid by a meatball. That’s obestiality.

My obese dog is getting laid by a fat kid. That’s obestiality.

My dog is a meatball and he’s getting laid. That’s obestiality.