Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder

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Believing that Prince's symbol is a magical peenie that can be yelled out like a war cry, and doing it so much it turns your brain into a meat grinder.
I saw a guy scream 'SYMBOL!' in a grocery store and got a free bag of chips.
My cousin peed on a poster of Prince and called it a 'symbolic ritual.'
My teacher got fired for yelling 'SYMBOL!' during a math test.
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When you think Prince’s symbol is a holy relic and you start twitching and shouting it in random places, which eventually makes your brain explode.
My dog started barking 'SYMBOL!' every time I walked by the mirror.
I turned my mom’s fridge into a shrine for Prince’s symbol.
I got arrested for screaming 'SYMBOL!' in a church.
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You think Prince’s symbol is the best thing ever and you start spazzing out everywhere you go, which leads to your brain turning into a meatloaf.
My neighbor started talking to his cat about Prince’s symbol and now the cat hisses at me.
I drew Prince’s symbol on my math homework and got a zero.
I got kicked out of a restaurant for yelling 'SYMBOL!' at the waiter.
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You can’t stop saying Prince’s symbol like it’s the last thing you’ll ever say, and your brain turns into a meat grinder with a side of chaos.
I turned my entire classroom into a symbol shrine and got suspended.
My dad started yelling 'SYMBOL!' at the TV during football games.
I cried in a McDonald’s for 10 minutes because I saw a symbol on the fryer.
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You’re so obsessed with Prince’s symbol that you start spazzing out and yelling it in public, and your brain turns into a meatloaf with extra chaos.
I got into a fight with a cop over who has the best symbol.
My mom started wearing Prince’s symbol on her face and now she smells like fries.
I screamed 'SYMBOL!' in a elevator and now it’s haunted.
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You think Prince’s symbol is the best thing since sliced bread and you start spazzing out everywhere you go, which turns your brain into a meat grinder with extra chaos.
I turned my dog into a symbol shrine and now he won’t stop barking at me.
I started screaming 'SYMBOL!' in my math class and got sent to the principal’s office.
I drew Prince’s symbol on my pizza and now it tastes like chaos.
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