obessous

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So fat you could plant a garden on their back and call it a day. They take up space like a whole town got swallowed by a human.
My cousin is obessous. I saw a squirrel try to climb him and give up.
This kid is obessous. The school had to build a new hallway just for him.
That man is obessous. He walks into a room and it’s like the room got scared.
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So obsessed they misspell everything. Even their own name. You can’t trust them with a pen.
She was obessous. She spelled 'obsessed' as 'obessus.'
He was obessous. He tried to write 'obsessed' and ended up with 'obessus.'
The kid was obessous. He spelled his own name wrong on his report card.
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