Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fat guy who thinks he's a king because he can eat a whole pizza by himself.

'I ate three slices and I'm still the best at this game.'

'You're just jealous because I can fit into my old jeans.'

'I don't need a gym, I'm a gym.'

2

A guy who's so big he could be a door, and he thinks he's a superhero.

'I'm not just big, I'm a legend.'

'You can't beat me, I'm like a mountain.'

'I don't need a chair, I'm a throne.'

3

A guy who's so fat he could be a couch, and he thinks he's the main character.

'I'm the hero of this story, you're just the sidekick.'

'I don't need a couch, I'm the couch.'

'I'm not lazy, I'm just power-saving.'

4

A guy who's so big he could be a burger, and he thinks he's the best at everything.

'I'm not just big, I'm a full meal.'

'You're just a snack, I'm the main course.'

'I'm not eating to live, I'm living to eat.'

5

A guy who's so fat he could be a boat, and he thinks he's a legend.

'I'm not just floating, I'm a legend in the making.'

'You can't sink me, I'm a boat and a legend.'

'I don't need a ship, I'm the ship.'

6

A guy who's so big he could be a car, and he thinks he's the best at everything.

'I'm not just moving, I'm a car and a legend.'

'You're just a pedestrian, I'm a car.'

'I don't need wheels, I'm the wheels.'