Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So fat you could be a dessert and still not taste good.

My cousin is obesr. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has a snack at noon.

My dog is obesr. He chews on my shoes like they're a snack.

My uncle is obesr. He walked into a buffet and came out like a human garbage can.

2

So big you could be a mountain and still have room for more snacks.

My mom is obesr. She eats a whole cake and still asks for ice cream.

My teacher is obesr. She sits on the chair and the chair breaks.

My friend is obesr. He tried to fit into a car and it looked like a wrestling match.

3

So heavy you could be a truck and still not feel it.

My dad is obesr. He eats three burgers and still wants fries.

My neighbor is obesr. He walks past my house and it feels like an earthquake.

My brother is obesr. He tried to sit on the couch and the couch cried.

4

So full of food you could be a buffet and still not have enough.

My grandma is obesr. She eats a pie and still wants seconds.

My cousin is obesr. He tried to eat a whole pizza and it looked like a war.

My friend is obesr. He walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks if he needs a table or a room.

5

So fat you could be a donut and still not taste like one.

My dog is obesr. He eats my homework like it's a snack.

My brother is obesr. He sat on the couch and the couch gave up.

My uncle is obesr. He tried to fit in a car and it looked like a struggle.