obesophobe

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A person who hates fat people so much they’d rather punch a puppy than sit next to one on a bus.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza than be near that guy.

She called my dad a 'walking meatball' in front of the whole class.

He turned down a job just because the office had a vending machine.

Someone who thinks being fat is a crime and would jail you for it if they had the power.

He said my mom was 'a felony in human form.'

She drew a picture of me in a cell with a donut on the wall.

He tried to report my uncle for 'obesity treason.'

A person who thinks fat people are the reason the world is falling apart and would blame them for the next big disaster.

He said the earthquake was caused by a 'fat person's snack attack.'

She told her kid not to be friends with me because I’m 'a human hurricane.'

He blamed the pandemic on a 'cheeseburger epidemic.'

A person who would rather die than be in the same room as a fat person.

He fainted when he saw my aunt at the mall.

She left the restaurant because I ordered fries.

He ran out of the house when I came to visit.

Someone who thinks fat people are the worst and would make a law to ban them from existing.

He proposed a 'no donut days' law just for me.

She tried to get my mom banned from the school.

He made a speech about 'the crime of crumbs.'