obesogen

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A made-up excuse from some Internet dweeb who thinks fat people are just lazy and don't deserve to be fat.

'Obesogen? That's just a fancy word for laziness!', said by a guy who eats pizza for breakfast.

'I'm not fat. I'm just obesogen.', said by someone who didn't finish their salad.

'Obesogen? Please. I'm just fat because I eat too much.', said by a person who eats donuts for dinner.

A fat person who takes selfies like it's their job and posts them all over the place.

'I just took 10 selfies today. I'm obesogen.', said by a person who doesn't know what a mirror is.

'I'm obesogen. I take 200 selfies a day.', said by someone who's not even fat yet.

'Obesogen? That's just a fancy way of saying I love taking pictures of myself.', said by someone who's never seen a camera.