Obesodia

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A burning rage for people who look like they ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips for breakfast

I saw my cousin at the mall and I had to walk out. He looked like a donut with a face.

My boss said I could take the day off if I lost ten pounds. I said, 'No thanks, I'd rather die.'

My dog ran away and came back with a taco. I'm not even mad. I'm just sad.

The worst kind of hate when someone is so fat they make your pants look like they're on fire

My sister’s kid looked like a beach ball wearing a hat. I almost cried.

I tried to sit down at the table and my chair broke. It was like a war zone.

My friend said I looked like a muffin. I said, 'At least muffins don’t talk back.'

A deep, dark anger that starts when someone is so fat they block the sun

I saw my neighbor’s kid and I wanted to scream. He looked like a burger with legs.

My dog ran into the fridge and got stuck. I laughed so hard I cried.

I tried to fit into my pants and they looked like they were about to explode.

A hate so strong it could make a fat person cry, and probably would

I saw my uncle and he looked like a loaf of bread with a face. I almost threw up.

My dog tried to hug me and I almost passed out. He looked like a meatball.

My friend said I looked like a burrito. I said, 'At least burritos don’t laugh at me.'

The kind of hate that makes you want to throw a fat person off a cliff

I saw my cousin at the gym and I almost screamed. He looked like a hot dog with a face.

My dog tried to eat my whole sandwich and I almost cried.

My friend said I looked like a cake. I said, 'At least cakes don’t talk back.'

A hate so bad it makes you want to kick a fat person in the shins

My sister’s kid looked like a donut. I almost ran out of the room.

I tried to sit down and my chair broke. It was like a war.

My friend said I looked like a muffin. I said, 'At least muffins don’t laugh at me.'