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A little chunky, but still got some dignity left. You can count the rolls on their fingers.
My cousin eats one donut and claims it's a diet.
She said she's 'just a little soft around the edges.'
He's got two rolls. That's it. Two.
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Big enough to scare a kid, but not so big they can't still run. Maybe.
My aunt can't fit into her car, but she still goes to the mall.
He’s like a walking couch, but he still dances.
She tried to go to the gym, but the door wouldn’t open.
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They’re like a walking snack bar. They eat so much fat, they might explode.
My uncle eats a whole pizza in one sitting and calls it 'a snack.'
She said she’s 'just a fatty machine.'
He eats so much, he’s got a second stomach.
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They’re the biggest person you know, but there’s still someone bigger. Don’t let them near the food.
My uncle eats so much, he’s like a human fridge.
She said she’s 'just a little full.'
He can’t move because he’s stuck to the couch.
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They’re so big, they have their own vending machine. And they eat pizza for breakfast.
My cousin eats so much pizza, the whole school knows about it.
He said he’s 'just a pizza box in human form.'
She’s got pizza boxes in her locker and a coupon for free pizza.
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They’re so big, they’re like a walking tomb. They probably have a coffin made just for them.
My grandma can’t move and eats pizza for dinner.
He’s so big, he’s got a blanket on his face and a pizza box in his hand.
She eats so much, she’s like a human trash can.