Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneaky way fat people use to say being chunky is better than trying to lose weight.

'I don't need to diet, I'm already healthy!'

'My heart's fine, I'm not going anywhere!'

'I'm not fat, I'm just well-fed.'

2

A stupid excuse that says being fat is actually good for you, even if you're still eating pizza.

'Obesity is a superpower, I'm not gonna waste it on salad.'

'I'm not lazy, I'm just efficient.'

'I don't need to be fit, I'm already rich.'

3

When fat people lie to themselves and others that being fat is better than being thin.

'I'm not fat, I'm just a little round.'

'I don't need to exercise, I'm already a success.'

'I'm not lazy, I'm just a productivity god.'

4

A fake health trend that says you can be fat and still be okay, even if you never leave the couch.

'I'm not fat, I'm just comfortable.'

'I eat ice cream for breakfast, and I'm still fine.'

'I don't need to go to the gym, I already own a couch.'

5

A fancy word that means fat people don't want to change their habits because they're too busy eating.

'I'm not fat, I'm just a food lover.'

'I eat three pies a day, and I'm still proud.'

'I don't need to lose weight, I'm already a legend.'

6

When fat people pretend being fat is a badge of honor instead of a reason to stop eating cake.

'I'm not fat, I'm just a dessert connoisseur.'

'I don't need to lose weight, I'm already a king.'

'I eat cake for dinner, and I'm still awesome.'