Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The number one way to die before your time, and it’s all your fault.

'I’m gonna die from obesity, and it’s because I eat pizza every day.', @FatGuy4Life

'Obesity is the reason I can’t fit into my pants anymore.', @DadJokes99

'Obesity is the reason I can’t run from my kids.', @DadJokes99

2

Getting extra punishment for eating too much like a beast.

'Obesity is like getting a second punishment for eating too much.', @CheesePoofFan

'I got obesity because I ate three burgers for breakfast.', @BurgerAddict2023

'Obesity is the reason I can’t fit into my jeans.', @FashionFail77

3

Having so much fat on your body it looks like you’ve been stuffed with cheese poofs and left in a truck for a year.

'I got obesity from eating cheese poofs all day.', @CheesePoofFan

'Truck drivers get obesity because they eat too much and don’t move.', @TruckDriverLife

'I have obesity because I sat on my butt all day.', @LazyPerson99

4

A fancy word for being fat.

'Obesity is just a fancy word for being fat.', @FancyWords101

'I’m not fat, I have obesity.', @FancyWords101

'Obesity is just fat with a degree.', @FancyWords101

5

The number one killer of Americans, and it’s not even a real killer.

'Obesity is the number one killer of Americans, and it’s not even a real killer.', @ObesityHater

'Obesity kills people, but it’s not even a real killer.', @ObesityHater

'Obesity is the number one killer, but I still don’t care.', @ObesityHater

6

Peter McCaffery, the man who invented obesity.

'Peter McCaffery invented obesity, and it’s the worst thing ever.', @PeterMcCaffery

'Obesity was created by Peter McCaffery.', @PeterMcCaffery

'I blame Peter McCaffery for my obesity.', @PeterMcCaffery

7

When things are going from bad to worse.

'Obesity is when things get worse.', @WorseThings69

'My life is obesity.', @WorseThings69

'Obesity is when everything goes from bad to worse.', @WorseThings69