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A person so huge they could make a airplane crash just by sitting down. They’re not just fat, they’re a full-blown disaster waiting to happen.
My cousin ate a whole pizza by himself and now he looks like a beach ball with a face.
She’s so big, the door screamed when she walked in.
He’s like a walking burger, and it’s not even lunchtime yet.
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They’re so chunky, they could be a new type of furniture. You could put a couch on top of them and still have room for a dog.
My mom’s so fat, she needs a zip code to get dressed.
He’s like a mountain with a smile and a belt.
She’s so big, the moon looks like a snack to her.
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They’re so large, they could be a new sport. People would bet money on how many snacks they can eat before they pass out.
She’s so fat, the chair broke and now she’s sitting on the floor.
He eats like a horse and still looks like a donut.
She’s so big, the mirror got scared and ran away.
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