Obesitas

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A girl so fat she looks like she was made by a food truck and a bad decision. The -tas at the end makes you think of tacos and burritos screaming in your head.
My cousin is an obesitas. She eats three pizzas for breakfast.
The obesitas in my class can't fit into the school bus.
That obesitas just sat on my keyboard and broke it.
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A human-shaped meatball who probably eats a whole buffet for lunch. The -tas part is just the sound of her stomach grumbling.
My neighbor is an obesitas. She once ate a whole cake in one bite.
That obesitas just walked into the gym and made it collapse.
My teacher called me an obesitas because I ate too much candy.
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A girl so big she could be a new kind of furniture. The -tas is just the sound of her pants falling off.
My friend is an obesitas. She eats a whole pizza by herself.
That obesitas just took up two seats on the bus.
My mom says I'm an obesitas because I never stop eating.
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