Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Eating like a pig and getting fat on purpose because you think you're too cool to care.

"I ate six pizzas and a cake. I'm not even sorry. I'm obesing.", @chris_burger

"I'm obesing because I'm rich and I like it.", @sarah_wealthy

"Obesing is my full-time job.", @joe_obesing

2

Like 75% of America. You know who you are.

"I'm part of the 75% obesing. I'm not ashamed.", @amy_75

"Obesing is like a club I didn't ask to join.", @tom_club

"I'm obesing and I'm proud.", @mike_proud

3

A round person who looks like a beach ball that got hit by a truck.

"I'm a beach ball that got hit by a truck. I'm obesing.", @sally_ball

"That guy is a beach ball. He's obesing.", @danny_guy

"I'm a beach ball. I'm obesing.", @kevin_ball

4

Getting so fat you look like you've been eating for a year straight.

"I haven't moved in a year. I'm obesing.", @lisa_year

"I'm so fat I could be a year old.", @mark_year

"I'm obesing because I haven't exercised in a year.", @jess_year

5

The number one way to die before you're ready.

"Obesing is the number one way to die.", @danny_death

"I'm going to die from obesing.", @sarah_die

"Obesing is the number one killer. I'm going to die from it.", @tom_killer

6

When your BMI is 30 or more. It's like being a human donut.

"I'm a human donut. I'm obesing.", @mike_donut

"BMI is 30. I'm a human donut.", @sally_human

"I'm a donut. I'm obesing.", @joe_donut

7

Getting so fat you deserve it for eating too much.

"I ate too much. I'm obesing. I deserve it.", @amy_deserve

"I'm obesing because I ate too much.", @tom_toomuch

"Obesing is the punishment for eating too much.", @joe_punish