Obesily

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A fancy way of saying you’re too fat to care. You do things because you’re lazy and full of junk food.

I just ate a whole pizza and called it 'obesily' because I’m too tired to move.

She texted me 'I’m obesily eating chips' while watching Netflix.

He said 'I’m obesily sleeping' and didn’t even lift his head from the pillow.

A word for doing something because you’re too fat and too dumb to think of anything better.

He obesily yelled at the TV because it wouldn’t play his favorite show.

She obesily ate ice cream at 2 AM and cried about it on Instagram.

I obesily scrolled through TikTok and missed my bus.

When you do something just because you’re too fat to do anything else. Like a fat pig with no brain.

He obesily sat on the couch and ate a whole cake.

She obesily posted a selfie and said 'life is good' while crying.

I obesily took a nap at 10 AM and missed my mom’s call.

A word for doing things because you’re too fat and too tired to do anything smart.

He obesily said 'I’m too full to think' and went to bed.

She obesily texted 'I’m obesily obesily obesily' and forgot to send it.

I obesily ate a burrito and said 'this is life'.

When you do something because you’re so fat you don’t even care if it’s stupid.

He obesily laughed at a joke no one got.

She obesily posted 'I’m obesily obesily' and got 2 likes.

I obesily took a third nap and said 'this is my life.'