Obesify

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To turn someone into a meatball so big they can't fit through a door
My uncle got obesified by his cousin and now he's stuck in the hallway.
The obesified kid at school can't fit in the bus seat.
My dog got obesified and now he rolls on the floor like a pizza.
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Shooting fat at people until they look like a sausage link, but if you keep shooting they'll just collapse into a puddle of meat
My mom got obesified by her brother and now she looks like a hot dog.
The obesified teacher can't fit in the classroom door.
My cat got obesified and now he's a meaty blob.
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Putting so much fat on someone they're like a burger, but if you keep doing it they'll just drop all the meat and be a skeleton
My brother got obesified by his friend and now he's a burger.
The obesified kid can't run because he's too big.
My grandma got obesified and now she's like a meaty sandwich.
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