obesies

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A group of super fat people hanging out like they own the place. Or a single person who’s so fat they look like a deflated balloon.

My cousin and his buddy are obesies. They eat pizza for breakfast and cry when they can’t fit into their pants.

At the mall, I saw an obesie walking into a store and the whole place shook.

My dog is an obesie now. He eats my leftovers and my life.

When you eat so much you turn into a human meatball. You snack like it’s your job and take naps instead of going to the gym.

I got obesied after my mom brought me a cake, a pizza, and a bag of chips for my birthday.

He got obesied by eating a whole cake in one sitting and then cried because he couldn’t fit into his pants.

She got obesied by watching Netflix and eating chocolate for 10 hours straight.

When you let food control your life and you’re too lazy to do anything about it. You’re basically a walking buffet.

My brother is so obesie he can’t move. He’s like a couch that’s been eating for 20 years.

She’s obesie because she eats candy for breakfast and drinks soda for dinner.

My dog is obesie because he eats my homework and my life.